each x means that statment is true

[x] I have never been drunk
[x] I never have smoked pot
[x] I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
[x] I never have kissed a member of the same sex
[x] I never crashed a friend's car
[x] I have never been to Japan
[x] I have never ridden in a taxi
[x] I never have been in love
[_] I never have been dumped
[x] I never shoplifted
[x] I never have been fired
[x] I have never cut myself on purpose
[x] I never have been in a fist fight
[x] I never snuck out of my parent's house
[x] I never have been arrested
[x] I never made out with a stranger
[x] I never stole anything from my job
[x] I never went on a blind date
[_] I never lied to a friend
[_] I never had a crush on a teacher
[x] I never have been to Europe
[x] I never skipped school
[x] I never slept with a co-worker
[x] I never have thrown up in a bar
[_] I never have purposely set myself on fire
[_] I never have eaten sushi
[x] I never have been snowboarding
[_] I never have been happy with myself
[_] I never have met a movie star
[_] I never went to a prom
[_] I never bungee jumped
[_] I never have been to a pop concert
[x] I never have dated someone for over a year
[_] I never ate a mango
[x] I never killed anyone before
[x] I never went sailing
[x] I have never had a job
[_] I have never told someone how much they meant to me.
[x] I never have gone skydiving
[x] I never ran outside and danced in the street naked.
[x] I have never had a lesbian/gay close friend.
[_] I have never been out of the country
[x] I have never made out in a carwash
[_] I have never gone night swimming with a hot person of the opposite sex
[_] I have never eaten peanut butter.
[_] I have never broken a bone.
[x] I have never enjoyed eating veal
[x] I have never been whale watching
[x] I have never stayed up until 10 AM listening to music
[_] I have no regrets
[x] I have never had sex

...just because. fill it out, bitches.